[As the video begins to play it looks to be just an ordinary, empty room. Suddenly, the silence is interrupted by a loud yelp followed by distressed shouting in Russian. It's also accompanied by several pained grunts and a sharp metallic clang.]

Ah! W-what did I do?!

[Several more moments of dead silence pass before a very upset (and very wet) Russia stumbles into the field of view, his hands raised defensively as he continues yelling, focused on something off-screen.]

I don't understand! Why did it attack me? Is it broken? It must be broken! But I certainly didn't break it, so how is it broken..?

[Retreating to the safety of a chair near the computer, Russia's expression is a mixture of anger, confusion and disappointment as he contemplates what just happened. Wait, what did just happen? He's not really quite sure.]

((ooc: yes it is exactly what you're thinking))

sup guys, this is one of those newfangled "crit posts" that seem to be all the rage nowadays.

if you've got some sort of beef with how i'm portrayin' my homedog russia feel free to drop me a line. i care about what you have to say. like, legit care. not even being sarcastic. i am bad at not sounding sarcastic. i hate myself. you probably hate me too but that's cool. my mom still likes me, so. whatev.

even if what you're spittin' ain't carryin' any negative vibes feel free to lay it on me. i don't discriminate.

comments are screened by default, anon commenting is on and ip logging is off, too. keep on rockin', my anonymous brothas.